The “No Excuses” Litany

 

Noah was drunk…

Abraham was too old…Jacob was a liar…

Leah was ugly

Joseph was abused

Moses was a stutterer…

Gideon was afraid…

Sampson had long hair and was a womanizer…

Rahab was a prostitute…

Jeremiah and Timothy were too young…

David had an affair and was a murderer…

Elijah was suicidal…

Isaiah preached naked…

Jonah ran from God…

John the Baptist ate bugs and was fashion-challenged…

Peter denied Christ…

The Apostles fell asleep while praying…

Martha worried about everything…

The Samaritan woman couldn’t get an annulment…

Zacheus was too small…

Paul was too religious…

Timothy had an ulcer…

And Lazarus was dead!